The below bumber sticker slogans are to be shared by all.
I fish! Therefore, I lie.
I swerve for cats.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash. If it is a man made world, why can't we remake it? Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse behind. Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. Clinton... Changing America Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
All Hummers belong in Iraq. The Longest Sentence Know To Man: "I Do" Don't let schooling get in the way of your education. Change a life; make someone feel important.
Bumper Signs
Signs on bumpers around town say:
Everything is possible just not too probable. When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
If you really loved them they would be in seat belts! Chevrolet: Cracked Head Every Vavle, Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Dont like my smoking? Quit breathing! Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
With the Democrats in the Whitehouse, there is a surge in interest in Republican bumper stickers. Read these bumper signs.
Gun control is a steady hand. If you can do the time, you can do the crime. Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my colt 45. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Another minority has moved into Public Housing Obama moved in the Whitehouse Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.
